So, picture me, knee-deep in a third washing machine repair in, what, seven months? The repair guy just kind of groans when he sees my […]
So, do you ever actually flush your water heater, or do you just wait for the universe to punish you with a surprise indoor wading […]
So, here’s what’s been bugging me: why does nobody care about gas lines? Everyone’s got a fire alarm (they’ll show you the app), but has […]
Okay, so I’m sitting here, staring at this dumb outlet, and it’s warm again. Why? I mean, aren’t these things supposed to just work? Everyone’s […]
So, foundation cracks. Ugh. I used to breeze right past them—coffee in one hand, maybe tripping over a laundry basket, not caring. Most people do […]
You ever try sleeping with a faucet dripping? Drives me nuts. I used to shrug it off—just background noise, right? Then I saw this EPA […]
Every spring, I stare at my gutters and just pretend everything’s fine. Classic denial. Then someone in the neighborhood spends a fortune fixing water damage […]
So, my kitchen faucet—still annoying me. Looks fine, water’s coming out, but nobody, not one plumber, ever brings up the fact that hard water is […]
Look, I didn’t think I’d ever be the person who cared about HVAC inspections. That always sounded like something only dads and landlords obsessed over, […]
Okay, so here’s me, standing in the shower, ankle-deep in gross water, listening to what sounds like a toilet having an existential crisis somewhere inside […]
—Sun’s blazing, sweat in my eyes, and I’m standing here again, squinting at shingles and thinking, why do I even care so much about moss? […]
I’m sitting here, staring at my oven like it’s plotting against me, because I just remembered that Consumer Product Safety Commission update I half-read last […]